Karkat Aint Old An I Take Offense Ta That
>No you don’t. You just don’t like being reminded that you’re going to live longer than he is.
roughyinvantas-deactivated20120 asked: KANAYA, I DON'T UNDERSTAND~! NO ONE SEEMS TO WANT TO HAVE ANY FUN WITH ME. );B
> Meep
> Oh good this is old
Rezibelle Do Ya Got Them Grubs Safe An Sound
Im Gonna Hide Out Until Hes Back Ter Normal Aint Nothin I Kin Do Fer Him An I Hate Seein Him This Way
Besides Then He Wont Have Ter Feel Bad Fer Scarin Me Later
> You’re not sure how you feel about him remembering the children.
Karkat Where Are They
The Babies
> You jerk backwards at the sound of Kanaya’s voice. She doesn’t have to breathe anymore, and it makes her much better at sneaking up on you.
THE CHILDREN? OH DON’T WORRY MY SWEET
THEY’RE JUST FINE
TRUST ME <3
Like Heyull Imma Trust You Last Time I
> Quit babbling. Resist urge to stare at your metal leg.
Dammit Im Yer Moirail That Means I Take Care A Ya An Yer Kin An Ya Aint Fit Ter Take Care A Them Yerself Like This
-Watches him, raising a thin eyebrow- SORTA, YEAH, I GUESS.HMMM AND YOU EVEN SMELL LIKE ONE OF MINE
THE CHILDREN WOULD JUST LOVE YOU
WON’T YOU BE OURS?
WE’LL TAKE SUCH GOOD CARE OF YOU~
> You’re not sure how you feel about him remembering the children.
Karkat Where Are They
The Babies
Your leg hurts. You were too busy worrying about Karkat to realize that you didn’t want to see him like that. The little bird fluttering in your chest has caught you off guard, But you’re no coward. Limping slightly, overly aware of your leg you enter the house with a mission. You’re going to keep the grubs safe.
Kanaya: Think.
You bite into the rabbit’s neck and do so. You’ve gone out into the woods near Nepeta’s house, not that you think you’ll find her. You hope you don’t, as a matter of fact. You want to be alone.
Well, not exactly alone. You want to talk to Karkat. But he’s a busy man. Busy with his mate, busy with his grubs. All you do is fuss over him, it seems. You wish you could help yourself; part of you expects that dying as many times as you have would have given you an attitude adjustment, and in some ways it had. But you’re more worried about him now than ever. Next time it could be him that dies, and he won’t come back.
You could, of course, turn him into a rainbow drinker. But you don’t want him to go through that.
Realizing that you are currently colder than death (not that it bothers you, but Karkat would have a fit), and that frost is starting to form around your mouth, you stop leaning on a dead tree, remove your fangs from the long dried up rabbit, and start trudging back home.
Anonymous asked: Whats the most romantic thing you can imagine
So Vriska And Terezi Are Fighting Right And Me And Rosie Mae Are Sitting At The Bar Jes Watchin It And I Tell Her I Got My Money On Vriska But Na She Dont Like That So She Punches Me Straight In The Kisser So That I Spit Blood And I Jes Go At Her
I Mean Im Bitin And Shes Clawin Til All Of A Sudden Her Moirail Comes Up Behind Me Right
An Vriska Dont Much Like That So Then She
> Become lost in thought.
How Bout A Little Honest Hour In Here Ill Answer Anythin At All Fer Th Rest A Th Night
SHUT UP K4N4Y4, 1’M TRY1NG TO G3T MY BL4CK-ROM ON. GOGD4MN G1RL, STOP RUNN1NG TO H1M L1K3 1’M SOM3 LOST UNTRUST1NG SH33P. >Really wants her sme black-rom loving
Hes My Moirail What Am I Sposed Ta Do Not Like You An Rosie Would Know Much About That Na Would Ya
> Weren’t you supposed to come back less judgmental?
Anyway I Need Ta Talk Ta Him An It Dont Do Ta Jus Go On Cryin Ta Him About Mah Problems Without Making Sure Hes Doin Alright Himself
Karkat Sugar Yer Rezibelle Caint Stop Pissin Off Other Yous Fer The Life A Her Aint That A Little Strange
Id Be Worried If I Was You
I Will Not Meddle Unless I Have Ta
But I Think Id Better Jus Take A Peek
See What Karkats Up Ta
Jus In Case A Course I Am Sure Everything Will Be Fine
SOME PEOPLE MIGHT BITCH ABOUT THEIR MOTHER-IN-LAW
BUT THEY DON’T HAVE A LITERAL DRAGON FOR THEIR MOTHER-IN-LAW.
GOD SPEED, SIR.
IF SHE ATTACKS ME I GIT TO BEAT HER UP IN SELF-DEFENSE RIGHT
If She Attacks Yew Were Feastin On Dragon Stew At Bubbas Funeral
Karkat No If Anyones Gonna Tussel With That Beast A Burden Its Gonna Be Me I Kin Come Back If She Snaps Me In Two But If Yew Get Between Her Jaws The Only Thing Im Gonna Be Moiraillin Yer Shreds Back Together
> Sigh
KAN I REALLY THINK I GOT THIS
Karkat Dont Put Yerself In Danger Over This Please
♡ ♢ ♧ ♤
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Your name is KANAYA MARYAM, and you are 9 sweeps old, or 19 years of age. You are rather fond of fashion, RAINBOW DRINKERS, romance, landscaping, chainsaw sculpting, and being as helpful as you can be. Some people think you are just MEDDLESOME, but you try to prove them wrong.
You live alone in a little house what used to be a plantation named Little Sister, but not a real big one like that Miss Rezi has. Your LUSUS has long since reached the end of her natural life, and it doesn't bother you too much.
You DIED not too long ago yourself, but you got better. Unfortunately, you keep getting better. This would normally not be a problem, but you were recently hung for the unlawful imprisonment of the late Eridan Ampora.